Laffy Taffy Jokes
Happy November 1st and today I bring you the goofiest jokes from the Laffy Taffy world. For those of you who don’t know, Willy Wonka has formulated a bunch of jokes (some better than others) and have placed them on all of the Laffy Taffy candy wrappers. Here are just a few (answers are at the end of this post)
1: What room has no walls?
2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?
3: What is smarter than a talking bird?
4: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
5: What’s black, white, green and bumpy?
6: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
7: Why did the strawberry cross the road?
8: What did the sidewalk do when he heard a funny joke?
9: Why did the Dalmatian need glasses?
10: In France, what do frogs eat?
11: What did the digital clock say to its mom?
12: What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
13: Why was the tomato red?
14: How do you fix a broken jack o’ lantern?
15: Who’s in charge of the corn?
16: What did one nut say to the other nut when he sneezed?
17: What did the melon say when she was asked to be married?
1: (A mushroom!)
2: (If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot!)
3: (A spelling bee!)
4: (It waves!)
5: (A pickle wearing a tuxedo!)
6: (Beef jerky!)
7: (His mother was in a jam!)
8: (It cracked up)
9: (He was seeing spots)
10: (French flies)
11: (Look mom, no hands!)
13: (Because it saw the salad dressing!)
14: (You use a pumpkin patch)
15: (The kernal!)
17: (I cantelope!)
I apologize for these lame jokes. Some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly. Just thought I’d show you a little bit int the world of Willy Wonka’s Laffy Taffy.
See you next week!
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