Laffy Taffy Jokes

November 1, 2014

Hello Glogworld!

Happy November 1st and today I bring you the goofiest  jokes from the Laffy Taffy world. For those of you who don’t know, Willy Wonka has formulated a bunch of  jokes (some better than others) and have placed them on all of the Laffy Taffy candy wrappers. Here are just a few (answers are at the end of this post)

1: What room has no walls?

2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?

3: What is smarter than a talking bird?

4: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

5: What’s black, white, green and bumpy?

6: What do you call a cow with a twitch?

7: Why did the strawberry cross the road?

8: What did the sidewalk do when he heard a funny joke?

9: Why did the Dalmatian need glasses?

10: In France, what do frogs eat?

11: What did the digital clock say to its mom?

12: What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

13: Why was the tomato red?

14: How do you fix a broken jack o’ lantern?

15: Who’s in charge of the corn?

16: What did one nut say to the other nut when he sneezed?

17: What did the melon say when she was asked to be married?
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1: (A mushroom!)
2:  (If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot!)
3: (A spelling bee!)
4: (It waves!)
5: (A pickle wearing a tuxedo!)
6: (Beef jerky!)
7: (His mother was in a jam!)
8: (It cracked up)
9: (He was seeing spots)
10: (French flies)
11: (Look mom, no hands!)
12: (Automobile!)
13:  (Because it saw the salad dressing!)
14: (You use a pumpkin patch)
15: (The kernal!)
16: (Cashew!)
17: (I cantelope!)

I apologize for these lame jokes. Some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly. Just thought I’d show you a little bit int the world of Willy Wonka’s Laffy Taffy.

See you next week!
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