When is a school not a school?
OVERHEARD IN SPANISH CLASS: “Hey, Mr. Alford, if I change my Facebook language setting to Spanish, will whatever I type come out in Spanish?”
Greetings, Glog readers everywhere,
Parents’ Weekend has come and gone, and the school is pretty much empty. I found myself wondering today, as I took advantage of a rare full weekday off, if anyone forgot and showed up for assembly this morning? Then I started thinking that this would make a great Senior Superlative: “Most likely to show up at assembly when school isn’t in session.” And then I started thinking of other silly Superlatives, like “Most likely to accidentally swear while standing in the dining hall right in front of a teacher,” or “Most likely to quote Caddyshack.”
Yeah, this is where my mind goes before I’ve had my 3 cups of espresso.
So what does Gould Academy look like when no one is here?
- No one on the way to assembly
- No one studying
- No one at work
- No one tripping up the stairs at 8:00
THIS is when a school is not a school. Have a nice break, see you in a couple of days…
I’m going over to Bingham to see if anyone has any announcements today.